4 year old McDonald Fries are unphased by time or nature.
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In this video, the McDonalds hamburger and McDonalds french fries ARE 4 YEARS OLD!!!
They have not aged or broken down at all!!! The hamburger bun eventually dried out, but the bread did not mold. The meat patty has dried out but has absolutely no decay. In comparison, a regular hamburger and bread begin decaying within days after normal conditions at home.
This stuff, which I dare not call "food", is specifically designed NOT to breakdown or spoil. This is bad. Really really bad.